Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous 2008 123movies

Watch: Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous 2008 123movies, Full Movie Online – When fluffy, bubble gum movie star Megan Valentine suddenly finds herself broke and humiliated in the public eye, she wanders from the wreckage of a car accident and witlessly enlists in the U.S. Army hoping in vain that it will change her life..
Plot: When fluffy, bubble gum movie star Megan Valentine suddenly finds herself broke and humiliated in the public eye, she wanders from the wreckage of a car accident and witlessly enlists in the U.S. Army hoping in vain that it will change her life.
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Ratings:

	4.2/10 Votes: 4,289
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	N/A Votes: 222 Popularity: 16.444 | TMDB

Reviews:

It’s not that serious
I don’t quite understand why people get bent out of shape over this movie. If you go in thinking that it’s going to be an accurate portrayal of the armed forces then you’re just as dumb as you claim everyone in this movie to be. Come on people, it’s a light hearted MOVIE. Last I checked in no way was this ever billed as anything other than what this movie is.

I am neither here nor there on any of Jessica’s career moves but she played this bubbly character well. Whether that may be her playing a role or just being herself, may I ask the naysayers, why in the world do you care enough to be upset? It was not your job or duty to watch this movie so the choice to even consider watching the movie was all personal choice. But yet she’s stupid and you bash her for the choice you made. The bottom line is simple, if you dislike her, if you’re a gungho armed forces member, if you’re all out bitter and pessimistic about everything then don’t watch the movie. Don’t be mad at the movie or actors because you chose to sit through an hour and a half of something you probably didn’t care for to begin with.

Predictable, easygoing comedy
I have to admit that I was drawn to “Major Movie Star” AKA “Private Valentine” mostly for the chance of seeing Jessica Simpson’s fit body in a military uniform. The film itself is a predictable but painless affair. There are the expected “fish out of water” gags, the expected “rivalries that turn to friendships”, and the expected “life lessons”. Few of the gags show any notable wit. The film also feels prolonged, and is less raunchy than I would have preferred (some catfights are teased….but never occur). Jessica Simpson is probably one of the best things in the film. She often looks radiant, and has a million dollar smile. Of course she’s basically playing herself, so no great acting stretches there! In the supporting cast, two women stand out: Olesya Rulin, who makes her nerdy character genuinely likable, and Cheri Oteri, as the toughest of the new recruits (she was actually a former sergeant who left the army but regretted it). For a comedy that’s so predictable and tame, this one passes the time easily enough. ** out of 4.

Other Information:

Original Language en
Runtime 1 hr 38 min (98 min)
Budget 30000000
Revenue 103971
Status Released
Rated PG-13
Genre Adventure, Comedy, Drama
Director Steve Miner
Writer April Blair, Kelly Bowe
Actors Jessica Simpson, Vivica A. Fox, Steve Guttenberg
Country United States
Awards N/A
Production Company N/A
Website N/A

Technical Information:

Sound Mix Dolby Digital
Aspect Ratio 2.35 : 1
Camera N/A
Laboratory N/A
Film Length 2,758 m (Portugal, 35 mm)
Negative Format 35 mm
Cinematographic Process N/A
Printed Film Format N/A