Watch: The Love Guru 2008 123movies, Full Movie Online – Born in America, but raised in Havemahkeeta in India, with a population of 76, Maurice had always to better Deepak Chopra, and be sexually active, ever since he was 12. His Guru, Tugginmypudha, while approving of Deepak, cautions Maurice and has a chastity belt put around his waist, much to Maurice’s chagrin. Years later, Maurice has established himself as Guru Pitka in America, but would like to appear in the Oprah Show and be better than Deepak Chopra. When Jane Bullard from the the Toronto Maple Leafs hires him to counsel their star hockey player, Darren Roanoke, to win back his wife, Prudence, from Kings’ star player, Jacques Grande, and also stand up to his dominating mother, Lilian, he agrees to do so – with hilarious results..
Plot: Born in America and raised in an Indian ashram, Pitka returns to his native land to seek his fortune as a spiritualist and self-help expert. His skills are put to the test when he must get a brokenhearted hockey player’s marriage back on track in time for the man to help his team win the Stanley Cup.
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Embarrassingly awful film
I went to see this movie hoping for lighthearted entertainment, because I have always loved Mike Meyers. I hoped the negative reviews were wrong. But they were oh-so-right. Don’t waste your hard-earned money or time on this one.
The sight of Ben Kingsley playing a silly cross-eyed Indian guru (who has his apprentices fight with mops dipped in his bodily fluids) is very depressing indeed. To go from playing Gandhi to this is just so, so, so sad.
The presence of two gratuitous anti-gay jokes turned an otherwise innocuous movie into an unpleasant experience. Call me crazy, but I don’t go to the expense of going to a theatre in order to be insulted. Do Mike Meyers and this film’s makers think that gay audience members LIKE to be insulted as we sit there watching their movies? (which we PAID to see!!) I thought the Guru Pitka schtick might be fun, but it wasn’t. The only bright spots were Justin Timberlake as a Lothario Quebecquer and the fairly fun Bollywood-style Indian dance number at the end of the movie. Otherwise it is just painfully unfunny and uninteresting.
Original Language en
Runtime 1 hr 27 min (87 min)
Genre Comedy, Romance, Sport
Director Marco Schnabel
Writer Mike Myers, Graham Gordy
Actors Mike Myers, Jessica Alba, Romany Malco
Country United Kingdom, Germany, United States
Awards 5 wins & 8 nominations
Production Company N/A
Sound Mix DTS, Dolby Digital, SDDS
Aspect Ratio 2.35 : 1, 2.39 : 1
Camera Panavision Cameras and Lenses
Laboratory DeLuxe, USA, Technicolor Digital Intermediates (digital intermediate)
Film Length N/A
Negative Format 35 mm
Cinematographic Process Digital Intermediate (master format), Super 35 (source format)
Printed Film Format 35 mm (anamorphic)